Our commercials · The Timeless Classics Collection · Spot A
What does having a baby cost with insurance?
The real answer
In a birth at an in-network hospital, the out-of-network anesthesiologist, neonatologist, assistant surgeon, pathologist or radiologist may not bill you more than your in-network share, and none of them may ask you to sign the waiver. The share is figured on the ceiling federal law sets, not on their bill.
Surprise billing: the law, state by state, and what you pay — on provern.org

The words on screen
- Cherish your life’s
- fondest memories,
- like having your child for $30,000.
- Aren’t you proud to be a parent in America?
The fine print, in full
Standard Healthcare is a parody. No real company is depicted. Prices available after purchase. Not available in your state. Your network may vary. Results not typical. Void where prohibited, which is nowhere.
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