Join Our Club
You already pay the dues. Membership is a separate matter.
Your plan is who you are. Yours is the one your employer picked for you last fall. Find out which doors open for you.
Our club works the same way. Its members are mostly family, and friends of friends. That is who they are, too.
Standard Healthcare is owned by its investors, who are owned by their investors, who are friends. The club meets where the returns are: on the water, in the air, at the tables. What you pay in network pays for the view. Below, for members, the view.
Why join us
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Photo: MKFI, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the medical director on his yacht, telling the patients no.
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Photo: Tichnor Bros. Inc., Boston, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the chairman’s annual meeting of members, to which members are not invited.
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Photo: Charles Bertram Bell, State Library of Queensland, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the founders at the polo, following your claim, still in play.
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Photo: Library of Congress, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the investment committee, in session since 1910, where the house sets the odds.
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Photo: Images Money, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: Doug, enjoying his time off.
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Photo: Yourockmywalrus, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the chief financial officer, pouring on the first of the month, when your premium clears.
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Photo: Ministerstwo Energii, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the chief executive’s company car, and behind it, yours.
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Photo: Boeing Dreamscape, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the board, flying in for the annual meeting, in network wherever it lands.
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Photo: www.Pixel.la Free Stock Photos, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the prior authorization committee at happy hour, with your request on the agenda.
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Photo: lucyrfisher, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons Seen here: the regional vice president’s newest branch office, which came with the sign.
Invest with us. Investing is closed, except for friends of friends.
Pushing patients like paper. It’s what we do.
| Premiums collected | 1,000,000 |
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| Groceries paid for | 3 milk |
| Reinvested | 999,997 |
| Denial rate | 19.5 |
| Advances to farms | 999,997 |
| Farms owned | 4 |
| Farms open to members | 0 |