Our commercials · The Timeless Classics Collection · Spot H

Why did I get five bills for one visit?

The real answer

A hospital’s facility fee and a clinician’s professional fee are separate contract rates, each published by your plan under federal law. Under the No Surprises Act an out-of-network clinician at an in-network hospital may not bill you more than your in-network share for either.

Billed out of network at an in-network hospital?

Classic No. 8, the collectible-plate ad: your child’s first broken arm.
Classic No. 8, the collectible-plate ad: your child’s first broken arm. · Standard Healthcare presents · Provern Productions

The words on screen

The fine print, in full

Standard Healthcare is a parody. No real company is depicted. Plate not covered. Neither was the arm. Edition closes when your child turns 26.

CALL NOW!* *Display stand billed separately, by a stand you never met.

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